"Tristan" (casselts)
10/25/2016 at 14:23 • Filed to: None
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"Tristan" (casselts)
10/25/2016 at 14:23 • Filed to: None | 1
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Head down to your neighborhood cars+trucks by owner section and type in “Camero”. Then, find the most white-trash pile of steaming garbage on the list and post it up! Bonus points for a trailer house in the background or various car parts scattering the ground around the Camero. Have fun!
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DynamicWeight
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:27 |
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/5816341041.html
Evidently it news some work, but I think it could be a contender.
Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:32 |
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I live in the south, this almost feels like cheating.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:34 |
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https://easternshore.craigslist.org/cto/5803736746.html
It’s actually not terrible, but he get’s points for the diagonal pic.
gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:36 |
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Well this is an interesting collection of parts. Also the only thing I found under “camero”. $18,000.
facw
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:41 |
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Also, you’re a dealer selling for 5 figures and you can’t be bothered?
https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/5833314309.html
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facw
> facw
10/25/2016 at 14:43 |
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It would be really sweet if Kinja allowed line breaks, or side by side photos in comments, to avoid that mess above... These tools already exist for posts, so why not comments? Maybe I should keep a wide but one pixel high image around breaking things up?
Roundbadge
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:46 |
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Thankfully, I have Youngstown to pull from...
It’s a Trans Am, but it has “Camero SS rims”.
Also, speedometer broke during a back road ‘baha’ trip.
https://youngstown.craigslist.org/cto/5803853795.html
Never change, Youngstown.
Michael
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:50 |
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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/5819429856.html
“Take over payments
Asking $4000 down and drive today
$450 a month
Will owe 19,000 after down payment
80,000 miles
2013 Camero v6
RUNS GREAT!!!”
Pixel
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 14:59 |
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Lime green, clearly had an engine fire, incomplete and up on jack stands with junk piled in and around it.
http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/5777423681.html
tpw_rules
> Michael
10/25/2016 at 14:59 |
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um is that four wheels on both axles? This camero is four wheel drive, baby!
TheRealBicycleBuck
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 15:03 |
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It is an SS. Salvage title? I wonder why. Oh, maybe the condition has something to do with it.
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Pixel
> Michael
10/25/2016 at 15:07 |
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So $23,000 for a car that books on NADA for under $17,000 at best. What a deal!
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 15:11 |
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Check out this huge piece of shit:
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/5840107257.html
Now you’ll notice that this is not, in fact, a Camero. HOWEVER, he does state that he will trade this for a Camero. And it has new ‘breaks’, so I mean that’s cool.
The one thing he does get right (certainly not that CP-est price of all time at $7500) is that he advises you to put it in your garage. I think that’s good advice, because I would be embarrassed to put it in my driveway.
Seriously, god, what junk.
Bigjohn428
> Michael
10/25/2016 at 15:21 |
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WTF. crackiest of crack pipes. something, something, other people’s projects, bank lien. crack pipe.
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Tristan
> That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/25/2016 at 15:43 |
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Dem unevenly-spaced hood-mounted gauges, doe.
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Tristan
> facw
10/25/2016 at 15:45 |
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How does that ‘84 have a big scabby rust spot on the plastic front bumper?
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Tristan
> Pixel
10/25/2016 at 15:46 |
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Math is hard.
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Tristan
> TheRealBicycleBuck
10/25/2016 at 15:47 |
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$5,500? That’s the deal of the century, right there.
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Tristan
> Pixel
10/25/2016 at 15:49 |
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“Good tan interior” lmao...
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Tristan
> DynamicWeight
10/25/2016 at 15:50 |
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350 big block, eh? That’s gotta be rare.
Steve P
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 15:55 |
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https://york.craigslist.org/cto/5814951203.html
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Michael
> tpw_rules
10/25/2016 at 16:01 |
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You don’t know that it has wheels on the opposite side, to be honest
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That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 16:58 |
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It’s the single worst car I’ve seen in a while, and I wouldn’t have seen it at all if I never searched for a Camero.
bwp240
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 17:12 |
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Wichita. For all of your redneck needs...
https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/5782646472.html
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bwp240
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 17:25 |
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I also judge the white trashy-ness of the car by how much of the car is inside or on top of the car...
https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/5833563990.html
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Frank W. Doom
> DynamicWeight
10/25/2016 at 17:35 |
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there’s so much wrong with this post but if it were a ‘75 or back I might be interested. 76 has to be smogged.
VW Max
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 17:38 |
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All the Camaros in my area are not too bad. I did find a cameron in the nearby areas though lol
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/5814784008.html
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DynamicWeight
> Frank W. Doom
10/25/2016 at 17:45 |
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Yeah, I didn’t see very many that were all that awful tbh. I guess the Bay Area has some classy red necks.
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Frank W. Doom
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 17:46 |
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socal is surprisingly light on good candidates. had to wander a bit
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salvage title ftw
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I think this one wins
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Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube
> Tristan
10/25/2016 at 18:09 |
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1976 Camaro with a 2nd Gen 1970 RS front end. Sigh....
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5845740371.html
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Tristan
> Frank W. Doom
10/25/2016 at 20:20 |
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I don’t know... That ‘76 might actually be the winner... undesirable malaise era Camaro in need of a complete restoration with terrible pics and an all caps DON’T WASTE MY TIME ad including a complete crack pipe price!
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Tristan
> bwp240
10/25/2016 at 20:23 |
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I do like the creative bank window treatment. It looks very weather-tight!
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Tristan
> bwp240
10/25/2016 at 20:29 |
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“1980 and 1981 where made with more performance and horsepower.”
I can’t even... Like, 165 hp from a 350 with a 4-barrel?
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Tristan
> Steve P
10/25/2016 at 20:32 |
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That actually doesn’t seem so bad, especially with the TPI engine included...
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Steve P
> Tristan
10/26/2016 at 09:39 |
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Yeah, there were only two listed, the other one was way too nice to post. The diagonal pictures are giving me vertigo, though.